It was a hot day, and I took off my shirt, leaving me wearing only a pair of shorts and tennis shoes. I had to go around the hedge to trim the other side, and I found myself in our neighbor's yard. I had no idea who lived there. I had never seen anyone there at all, and had no idea whatsoever if the place was even occupied. The there grass needed mowing, too. I thought about getting the mower and giving it a quick once over. Then, I thought better of it. It wouldn't be nice to be too patronizing, especially with someone you didn't know, if, indeed, there was anyone there.

I trimmed the top of the hedge on my neighbor's side for a while, then stopped to wipe the sweat from my brow.

“Hello!” came a shout.

I turned around, and there was a woman standing on the porch of the house behind me. She had long, dark hair, and wore a house robe or bath robe. I could tell she was rather large. And, she had enormous tits, judging from the two large globes hidden by her robe. They were so large, I could see her nipples pressing against the material, and I could see a lot of cleavage where the robe parted near the top. Oh my, I thought, what a big, big woman with giant tits!

I waved. “Hi,” I said.

“Can you help me?”

I fully turned toward her. “Sure, what's the problem?”

“It's my clothes dryer. It's like, it just blows cold air.”