I’m in this uncomfortable predicament because our boss Robb needs a new secretary. Let me rephrase that, the official job title is Executive Administrative Assistant (to be politically correct). Robb’s requirements are she should be able to file, fax, and the unspoken one of course - fuck.

And why you ask are we interviewing the girls for Robb?

Well, Robb is in a bit of trouble ever since he was found balls deep in his last secretary’s mouth. Sorry, his last Executive Administrative Assistant’s mouth.

Her name was Rita and even I will admit she was smoking hot. Uncomfortably hot. So hot, even we straight girls were thinking about playing for the other team, hot. Robb and Rita had a daily date in the men’s bathroom, which is located just outside our offices.

Luckily for Robb and Rita, it was perfect for their excursions because it was a one stall bathroom that locked, so no interruptions. Apparently the bastard is too cheap to spring for a “No Tell Motel”, go figure. Unfortunately for them, in his haste to get his dick sucked by red hot Rita’s amazing mouth Robb forgot to lock the door on the very day her darling husband decided to swing by the office and take her out to a surprise lunch.